Monday

Crocodile charming and reptile tinkering

A note book for all your reptilian requirements. Supplied with a tooth I charmed from the mouth of the most ferocious Lemon Curd Eating Crocodile from the swamps of Burtingua Pingo, plus a bottle of Genuine Crocodile Tears. (Honest.)





Essential kit for all Crocodile Charmers, Reptilian Tinkerers, Roguish Adventurers, Myth Makers, and Story Writterers.

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